Oink Limbaugh Demands that Sandra Fluke Post Sex Tapes Online
1 Mar
Limbaugh is so disgusting that he’s not worthy of my contempt.
As such, I write this post only to demonstrate how deliberately manipulative (and wantonly dickish) he is, having managed to convince right-wing assclowns like Patricia Heaton (who knew she was such an asshole?) that Fluke wanted birth control to have more sex, when in actuality she was relaying the story of a friend who needed birth control to manage a medical condition.
But whatever. Facts don’t matter because GIRLZ HAB BAJINAS LOL:
[O]n his radio show today, Limbaugh showed no remorse and instead reveled in the attention. Referring to Fluke, Limbaugh demanded that women post sex tapes online if they use insurance-covered birth control:
LIMBAUGH: So Miss Fluke, and the rest of you Feminazis, here’s the deal. If we are going to pay for your contraceptives, and thus pay for you to have sex. We want something for it. We want you post the videos online so we can all watch.
Limbaugh also said he found the outrage over his remarks “absolutely hilarious.” He again completely misrepresented Fluke’s testimony, saying, she “went before a Congressional committee and said she’s having so much sex she’s going broke buying contraceptives and wants us to buy them.” In fact, Fluke testimony was about a friend — who is gay — and needed contraception for medical reasons, but was denied coverage by Georgetown, a Catholic university.
He went on to say, “I will buy all of the women at Georgetown University as much Aspirin to put between their knees as they want” — a reference to Rick Santorum-backer Foster Friess’ home-spun idea of birth control.
I’m less irritated by Limbaugh’s comments (which are par for the course for him), and more irritated by the fact that he has planted a disgusting mental image in my brain — of his doughy hand gripping his tiny wang as he — BRAIN BLEACH.
I will say this: It is rather amusing to watch the nutbags alternatively crying about how liberals are celebrating Andrew Breitbart’s death and bemoaning the lack of civility while simultaneously slut-shaming Sandra Fluke. You can’t buy cognitive dissonance like that, y’all.
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Man, when I masturbate, I at least go to a porn site, not go on radio and demand sex tapes.
But then, hey, I don’t go to the Dominican Republic with viagra. With the “condoms in 6th grade” crap, I suppose it’s proven that he doesn’t just like little boys though.
Poor Rush – columbian houseboys and hookers – I mean – “wives” can only satisfy a man but for so long.
Patricia Heaton – dumb bitch – any time there’s a “special episode” of “The Middle” where a 16 ton weight falls on her no neck self, I’ll watch the show.
I don’t care if you think this is over the line.
I hope someone sends Limbaugh to hell with his butt-buddy Breitbart. And sooner rather than later.
My only objection is with “butt-buddy,” both because it plays on homophobia and it puts bad images in my head. The rest? Sure, I’m down, and I’m pagan so Hell isn’t the same thing for me. The two of them can stew in brimstone. I’ll be elsewhere.
on a related note, http://www.contactmusic.com/news/patricia-heaton-devastated-by-andrew-breitbarts-death_1298296
Russell Simmons? Really?
Who the hell are his sponsors? Please don’t tell me I have to start listening to his show, a la Stop Beck, to find out. :/
Here you go, Jeni. No need to listen to his awful show.
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2010/01/15/825644/-Rush-Limbaugh-s-Sponsor-List
You. Are. My. Favorite.
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Rush must have received a new batch of Viagra. I wouldn’t recommend shaking his hand for the next few days or until he stops talking about sex tapes.
What the devil did I say to put a comment in moderation??
no idea! but you’ve been released!
Where oh where did you get that wonderful Photoshop?
God, if you’re there I have a prayer. Let me catch Limbaugh in a dark alley every day for a month. It’ll be for the good of the country.
I’m just surprised all y’all didn’t know about Patricia Heaton. She’s been ride-or-die wingnut for years.
I knew she was a right-winger, but I’m astounded by her classless tweets.
Yeah, Kelsey Grammar is pretty right-wing too, but as far as I know, he doesn’t go out of his way to be offensive.
Though at least to my knowledge Limbaugh hasn’t said that progressive women fantasize about being raped by President Obama, so he’s got that much going for him.
zing!
There are still like 8 months to go, give it time
And lets ptry GG dont get on the radio
Rush Lint Ball picking on a college kid? Really, I would say that’s a new low for Limbaugh – but this was also the guy who famously mocked Chelsea Clinton – when she only a 12-yr old kid.
Honestly, how can one man be so vile and still have a job on air? If Pat Buchanan can lose his job for being a racist bigot (long time coming) and a SI report can lose his job over a slip of the tongue about Jeremy Lin, how the hell does Limbaugh still have a job?
I was determined to ignore Rush. However, as I read the pro-Prop 8 lawyer do his closing statement, I am just shaking my head because it is certainly just fine by Rush that the state gives married couples benefits for far more than $3000 in birth control–and it is not as if there is no record that those benefits are because marriage serves a procreative purpose. Is it OK, Rush, for the state to incent people to get married by anything that isn’t clearly made to be punishment?
Also too, Rush, it’s 2012. There are a lot of things that are universally acknowledged to be sex where you don’t need birth control.
(I’m not proud I read those things in New York Magazine, but intercourse does seem to be optional in them.)
Um, ABL, it’s too early to go to the mikveh this month. The earliest would be Sunday and I won’t make that. That’s why I’m not in bed with my husband.
“And, your Honor, with respect to — and you asked a question about this in your written questions. Even with respect to the opposite-sex couple where one of the partners is infertile, encouraging that couple to get married, trying to channel that couple into marriage furthers the procreative purposes and policies underlying the traditional definition of marriage in the sense that if that couple gets married, then it — then all of the social norms that come with marriage to encourage that couple to stay together and to be faithful to one another operate to society’s benefit in the sense that the fertile member of that couple will be less likely to engage in sexual relationships with third parties and raise anew a threat of some type of unintentional or what I have been referring to previously as irresponsible procreation.”
He’s really dying out here– Me. The benefit of marriage is not that people are less likely to cheat when they are married. The benefit of marriage is that people have told society their relationship is stable and permanent and have built up the costs of leaving that relationship.
What’s stunning is that the GOP are too cowardly to denounce and separate themselves from this guy. One political party are scared of this vile, corpulent piece of human excrement, but the liberals are cowards.
What kinda almost makes me go hmmm is that it wasnt all the past racist ass shit he spewed, the other sexist shit, he had to push and as Tropic Thunder would call it, went full retard, and you never go full retard, unless you’re a conservative